Bee’s Knees Zipper Wax Joke of the Day

What did the Zen Yoga instructor say to the hotdog vendor?
“Make me ONE with everything”…


Bee’s Knees Zipper Wax Joke of the Day

Bee’s Knees Zipper Wax Joke of the Day

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, “Don’t worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.
But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you.”

The husband was thinking to himself, “Oh no, what has he done now?” and asked with some trepidation, “Well, bro, what did you name them?”
Whereupon, his brother replied, “I named the little girl Denise.”
The husband, relieved, said, “That’s a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?”

The brother winked and replied, “Denephew

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Bee’s Knees Zipper Wax Joke of the Day

Billy Joe was a Cowboy and loved riding the range and working the ranch! Although he wasn’t a church goin cowboy he would say his prayers every night in his own Cowboy way. One day he was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a “big-city church”.”When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Billy Joe began.
“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a worldly fellow.
“I walked up the trail to the door,” Billy Joe continued.
… “The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.
  “Inside the door, I was met by this cowpoke,” Billy Joe went on.
“That would be the usher,” Charlie explained.
  “Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Billy Joe said.
“You mean the aisle,” Charlie said.
  “Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,” said Billy Joe”Pew,” Charlie yelled… “PEW”!!”HEY,” recalled Billy Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”

Bee’s Knees Zipper Wax Joke of the Day!

What is small, red and white, and always always always whispers?

A Hoarse Radish!


Bee’s Knees Zipper Wax Joke of the Day!

Why did the Apple go to the movies with a prune?
Cause he couldn’t find a “date!”


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