Billy Joe was a Cowboy and loved riding the range and working the ranch! Although he wasn’t a church goin cowboy he would say his prayers every night in his own Cowboy way. One day he was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a “big-city church”.”When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Billy Joe began.
“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a worldly fellow.
“I walked up the trail to the door,” Billy Joe continued.
… “The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.
  “Inside the door, I was met by this cowpoke,” Billy Joe went on.
“That would be the usher,” Charlie explained.
  “Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Billy Joe said.
“You mean the aisle,” Charlie said.
  “Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,” said Billy Joe”Pew,” Charlie yelled… “PEW”!!”HEY,” recalled Billy Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”