Todays Joke of the Day!
A man goes into a bar with a giraffe to have lunch and a few drinks! Unfortunately they don’t eat and they both drink more than a couple of rounds! When they get up to leave both are very tipsy drunk and can hardly walk straight! The giraffe takes 3 steps, passes out and falls over. The man steps over his friend, opens the door, and is about to leave , when the bartender stops him, and says, “Hey! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!”The man turns around and slurs, “Dear Sir, don’t be silly, that’s not a lion, that’s a giraffe!”  ~circa 1935