Joke of the Day from Bee’s Knees Zipper Wax…
It’s a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! “Who’s been eating my porridge!” he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he roars.

Mommy Bear sticks her head out of the kitchen door and screams, “For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this with you two? I haven’t made the porridge yet!”